Humor

Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?

I would tell you a recycling joke.

But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.

Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream

It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.

A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."

Joker gives Batman a phone.

Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"

Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!

Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.

My fucking life, cya.

What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Big hands.

What do you call a decapitated politician?

A severed head of state.

Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."

Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."

I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!

A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."