Humor
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
BBNBHD.
The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed."
I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there, son."
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.