Humor
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.