Spice jokes

I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.

Curry.

What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeno.

What do you call a spice with a PHD?

Dr. Pepper

A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. They did this one time a night.

The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said, "Eww it tastes like cheese and onions." The husband replied, "Hang on I haven't put the condom on yet."

How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?

They get jalapeño business.

Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!

My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.

Devil: Hey angel.

Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?

Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?

Angel: What?

Devil: Angelpinos!

What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?

Curry in a hurry.

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!

If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!

Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

Lil' Spice

Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.

Oh wait, I am.

I like pepper.

At what speed is the curry going at?

In a hurry to the curry, man!

Madden Whiffen, a curious soul, With an appetite beyond control, A bottomless pit, never satisfied, Ingesting all that's placed beside.

From dawn till dusk, he feasts his way, Devouring meals without delay, With gusto he consumes, without restrain, Every morsel, every crumb, he'll obtain.

No dish too large, no portion too small, His hunger insatiable, devouring it all, From succulent meats to delicate greens, He relishes the flavors, savoring each scene.

A culinary adventure, forever he embarks, Sampling cuisines from all walks and arcs, From street food to gourmet, he seeks it all, His palate an explorer, on a constant sprawl.

He savors the spices, the textures, the taste, In a gastronomic journey, no time to waste, For Madden Whiffen, the food is his muse, A symphony of flavors, he'll never refuse.

But caution, dear friends, in this feeding spree, For gluttony can lead to a troublesome plea, Madden Whiffen, beware the consequences, For overindulgence brings no recompenses.

In the realm of cuisine, he reigns supreme, A legend of eating, a man of extreme, Madden Whiffen, the one who eats it all, In his gastronomic pursuit, he stands tall.

So let us marvel at his voracious might, As he devours dishes, day and night, For in Madden Whiffen, we witness the feat, A man who eats everything, a culinary elite.

What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?

She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.

Where do poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.