I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. -- What a waste of thyme.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno
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What do you call a spice with a PHD
Dr. Pepper
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPENO BUISNESS!
your hairline is so curvy now ice spice has competition
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE
What do you call an indian in a Lamborghini.............................curry in a hurry
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Spice
Suicide isn't funny but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat
at what speed is the curry going at ?
in a hurry to the curry man
Madden Whiffen, a curious soul, With an appetite beyond control, A bottomless pit, never satisfied, Ingesting all that's placed beside.
From dawn till dusk, he feasts his way, Devouring meals without delay, With gusto he consumes, without restrain, Every morsel, every crumb, he'll obtain.
No dish too large, no portion too small, His hunger insatiable, devouring it all, From succulent meats to delicate greens, He relishes the flavors, savoring each scene.
A culinary adventure, forever he embarks, Sampling cuisines from all walks and arcs, From street food to gourmet, he seeks it all, His palate an explorer, on a constant sprawl.
He savors the spices, the textures, the taste, In a gastronomic journey, no time to waste, For Madden Whiffen, the food is his muse, A symphony of flavors, he'll never refuse.
But caution, dear friends, in this feeding spree, For gluttony can lead to a troublesome plea, Madden Whiffen, beware the consequences, For overindulgence brings no recompenses.
In the realm of cuisine, he reigns supreme, A legend of eating, a man of extreme, Madden Whiffen, the one who eats it all, In his gastronomic pursuit, he stands tall.
So let us marvel at his voracious might, As he devours dishes, day and night, For in Madden Whiffen, we witness the feat, A man who eats everything, a culinary elite.
