Ice Cream machine jokes
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.