Ice Cream machine jokes
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus.
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