Humor

What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?

Dumb.

Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."

The best joke in the world is me.

Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.

What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.

What do you call a spice with a PHD?

Dr. Pepper

I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣

When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."

In honor of Diddy:

The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!

How do you stop a woman from choking?

Back up an inch.

What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It's legal to get stoned.

Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!”

Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?”

I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."

Then which one are you?

Two skeleton brothers are talking.

1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"

2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"

Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉

What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.

A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!

Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.