What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in alabama
Ancestry.com is spelt with an “I” in Alabama.
What has 50 legs but cant walk??
25 disabled children
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the switch.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing eachother and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say "Dad I have to go to school soon"
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle
Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first
