What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in alabama
Ancestry.com is spelt with an “I” in Alabama.
What has 50 legs but cant walk??
25 disabled children
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the switch.
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing eachother and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say "Dad I have to go to school soon"
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle
Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes? Family comes first
alabama gene pools are so shallow when they freeze over it's just snow
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy
*Visiting Alabama* Pop Up dating ads be like: Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin.
