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So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING

Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.

The sexual shout “Yes Daddy” probably originated in alabama

What do you say after committing incest?

No Chromo!

I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing eachother and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say “Dad I have to go to school soon”

How do you circumcise someone from Alabama? Kick his sisters jaw

Did you hear that the governor’s mansion in Alabama burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.

no one: literally no one: Abraham Lincoln: dies John Wilkes Booth: ranks up

Visiting Alabama Pop Up dating ads be like: Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com

sam Gonzales

Timmy:grabs box of trojans Daddy:… Timmy: Well come on diddy! Daddy: Well shit lets go son! Both: YEE YEE

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

how did the guy greet his wife howdy sister

What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy

I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say “Dad I have to go to school soon”

Who is better than Alabama? CLEMSON TIGERS!!!

Abortion is bad

Your mom gay

I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? “Welcome to McDonald’s, may I take your order please?”

How do people in Alabama get circumcised? you knee your sisters jaw…

How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.

Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops

Me: Does he have one eye cause he’s from an incestual family in Alabama?