Alabama Jokes

Yeet
in Orphan

What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

An orphan

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What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama

Anonymous

The sexual shout “Yes Daddy” probably originated in alabama

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Anonymous

Ancestry.com is spelt with an “I” in Alabama.

Ur MoM;)
in Orphan

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

Alabama Boy

So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING

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Turky

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the switch.

Anonymous

Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that

Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA

ImPorkingYourMom

I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing eachother and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say “Dad I have to go to school soon”

Anonymous

What do you say after committing incest?

No Chromo!

Anonymous

Most states:

“It’s ok, it won’t be awkward. We’re still friends.”

Alabama:

“She didn’t wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she’ll still be my sister.”

Anonymous

alabama gene pools are so shallow when they freeze over it’s just snow

YourMomAndDadAreFromAlabama

Why can’t you solve a murder in Alabama?

All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records

Sneakyjew
in Child

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin.

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YEEYEEMUTHERF...ER

Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Anonymous

Visiting Alabama Pop Up dating ads be like: Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com

Anonymous

Sometimes i wish my gf was here that way we could have some fun in my bed, the I realize she’s right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!

yeet
in America

What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy

in Orphan

what do you call a virgin from alabama

an orphan

Anonymous

Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.