Orphan

Yeet

What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

An orphan

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Ancestry

Anonymous

Ancestry.com is spelt with an “I” in Alabama.

Sexuality

Anonymous

The sexual shout “Yes Daddy” probably originated in alabama

Girl

Alabama Boy

So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING

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Commitment

Anonymous

What do you say after committing incest?

No Chromo!

Burning

Sweet Home Alabama

Did you hear that the governor’s mansion in Alabama burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.

Sister

Anonymous

Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that

Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA

Sister

Turky

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the switch.

Girl

ImPorkingYourMom

I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing eachother and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say “Dad I have to go to school soon”

Sister

Anonymous

Most states:

“It’s ok, it won’t be awkward. We’re still friends.”

Alabama:

“She didn’t wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she’ll still be my sister.”

America

yeet

What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy

Sister

YEEYEEMUTHERF...ER

Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Darkness

Sneakyjew

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin.

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Date

Anonymous

Visiting Alabama Pop Up dating ads be like: Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com

Wish

Anonymous

Sometimes i wish my gf was here that way we could have some fun in my bed, the I realize she’s right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!

America

CheetoBandito

Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.

Girlfriend

Usually Morbid

Two girls have a sleepover.

Karen: Let’s go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it’s early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" Lauren hears noise Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: laughs Lauren: remembers her boyfriend is Karen’s brother Mikey

Sister

Jaylyn

What is the difference between you’re girlfriend and you’re sister

There both sweet home Alabama

McDonald's

Funny Guy

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? “Welcome to McDonald’s, may I take your order please?”