So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
What do you say after committing incest?
The sexual shout “Yes Daddy” probably originated in alabama
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that
Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
“It’s ok, it won’t be awkward. We’re still friends.”
“She didn’t wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she’ll still be my sister.”
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing eachother and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say “Dad I have to go to school soon”
How do you circ..cise someone from Alabama? Kick his sisters jaw
Did you hear that the governor’s mansion in Alabama burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let’s go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it’s early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" Lauren hears noise Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: laughs Lauren: remembers her boyfriend is Karen’s brother Mikey
Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy
Sometimes i wish my gf was here that way we could have some fun in my bed, the I realize she’s right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com
no one: literally no one: Abraham Lincoln: dies John Wilkes Booth: ranks up
Visiting Alabama Pop Up dating ads be like: Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com
Knock knock who’s there Alabama Alabama who ALABAMA YOUR COUSIN
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the switch.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say “Dad I have to go to school soon”