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Orphan

Yeet

What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

An orphan

Commitment

Anonymous

What do you say after committing incest?

No Chromo!

Girl

Alabama Boy

So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING

Ancestry

Anonymous

Ancestry.com is spelt with an “I” in Alabama.

Sister

Anonymous

Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that

Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA

Sister

Turky

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the switch.

Daddy

Anonymous

The sexual shout “Yes Daddy” probably originated in alabama

Burning

Sweet Home Alabama

Did you hear that the governor’s mansion in Alabama burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.

Sister

Anonymous

Most states:

“It’s ok, it won’t be awkward. We’re still friends.”

Alabama:

“She didn’t wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she’ll still be my sister.”

Girl

ImPorkingYourMom

I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing eachother and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say “Dad I have to go to school soon”

Sister

YEEYEEMUTHERF...ER

Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Home

Anonymous

Sometimes i wish my gf was here that way we could have some fun in my bed, the I realize she’s right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!

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America

yeet

What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy

Date

Anonymous

Visiting Alabama Pop Up dating ads be like: Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com

America

CheetoBandito

Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.

Girl

Usually Morbid

Two girls have a sleepover.

Karen: Let’s go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it’s early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" Lauren hears noise Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: laughs Lauren: remembers her boyfriend is Karen’s brother Mikey

Difference

Jaylyn

What is the difference between you’re girlfriend and you’re sister

There both sweet home Alabama

Daughter

-The Orthodox-

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!

SAM

patience

sam Gonzales

Means

Ok boomer

If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?

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