Alabama jokes
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Mal is from alabama
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.