Alabama jokes
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.