So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
What do you say after committing incest?
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that
Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
The sexual shout “Yes Daddy” probably originated in alabama
Sometimes i wish my gf was here that way we could have some fun in my bed, the I realize she’s right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing eachother and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say “Dad I have to go to school soon”
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the switch.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let’s go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it’s early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" Lauren hears noise Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: laughs Lauren: remembers her boyfriend is Karen’s brother Mikey
Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama? Kick his sisters jaw
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.
Did you hear that the governor’s mansion in Alabama burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Visiting Alabama Pop Up dating ads be like: Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy
you’ll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com
“It’s ok, it won’t be awkward. We’re still friends.”
“She didn’t wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she’ll still be my sister.”
no one: literally no one: Abraham Lincoln: dies John Wilkes Booth: ranks up
When from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?