why are orphans not that good at baseball? they can never hit a homerun.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly
Because whenever they hit the corner they build a shop
why don't indians play baseball?
Everytime they reach a corner they make a shop
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
When Chris brown herd he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman
Stop the cap
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
my brother tried to hit this guy with a plan and but hit the twin towers
yo mama so fat when the rock hit her with a rock bottom her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out her belly
I've been hit by several things in my life.
Sadly, never a car.
Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) It’s the police ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver he’s dead.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
If you hit a Indian person on the forehead with a dart is it considered a bullseye?
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the world trade center? Partly Cloudy with scattered passengers!
Weed: *gets hit my his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
(From Unknown Superheroes 11 by I am Mobo
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
