Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
why don't indians play baseball?
Everytime they reach a corner they make a shop
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
I've been hit by several things in my life.
Sadly, never a car.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
