Hit jokes

A black dude hits up a trap house for some crack and Hennessy, flashing his grill and boasting 'bout his gangsta life. The dealer snarls, "Pay up, fool. Or face the pipe!" He shrugs, "I'm broke, n***a." Suddenly, the dealer's ripped enforcer yanks him down, cuffs his hands with zip ties, shoves a vibrating dildo gag down his throat, slaps his ass red with a spiked paddle, then rams his throbbing monster cock into that tight hole, pounding savagely while choking him with a chain collar, flooding his guts with hot cum as he moans, "That's your high, bitch. Addicted yet?"

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?

Because he's too high.

What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time.

There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.

The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"

The teacher said, "What about the kids?"

The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."

The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"

What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time.

A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.

Who wins?

Society.

Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.

So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.

A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?

The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus.

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?

I’d hit that.

My cousin really loves baseball.

He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.

What do you call a Trump Supporter?

A piece of $hit!

What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?

The sound when they hit the windshield.

Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

You keep the tradition of hitting black things.