If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize when I did it hit me like a plane
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul walker and no one else
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him
guys don’t let nobody hurt you with words like someone once said sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning fortunately no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets
What’s the difference between black matter and black lives matters
Black matter leaves a impact
What's the worst part of about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car? Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge.... He was in bits 🤣🤦♂️
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh.. I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield? It's butt.
"Sticks and stones break my bones." a crowbar does it so much quicker
People are like trees... They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe
How is Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same they both hit the ground really hard.
When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers
