Impact jokes

Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.

When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.

I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.

Then it hit me.

Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔

Then it hit me 🤧😂

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

An airstrike.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

What did COVID say to the American?

Nothing, it just took its breath away...

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!