Impact jokes

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.

Then it hit me.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔

Then it hit me 🤧😂

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Why should China be a baseball team?

Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!

Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

An airstrike.

I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.

The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...

And then it hit me.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

"Sticks and stones break my bones."

A crowbar does it so much quicker.

What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.