I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Listen up, buttercup. So, this dude, Noah, meets a girl at a party and tries to be all smooth. But she says she identifies as a hockey puck. Like, what? Turns out, she had a "hickey puck" sign, not "hockey puck." Noah's comeback is savage, suggesting he'd hit her like a real hockey puck. See, people aren't hockey pucks, and you wouldn't know funny if it slapped you in the face, you are definitely not smart.
