Attack jokes
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Okay Air Attack Productions... Beat This-Falling-By watersharky Productions and TD.
My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, Talk to me, I need to hear you need me like I need ya, Fall for me, I wanna know you feel how I feel for you, love, Before you, baby, I was numb, drowned out pain by pouring up, Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up, Now you the one that I'm calling, Swore that I'd never fall again, don't think I'm just talking, I think I might go all in, no exceptions, girl, I need ya, Think I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough, Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got eyes for ya, Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya, Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one, My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, My last made me feel like I would never try again, But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt, Come closer, I'll give you all my love, If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything, I'll never give my all again, 'Cause I'm sick of falling down, When I open up and give my trust, They find a way to break it down, Tear me up inside, and you break me down.
Get pranked, bozo!
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.