What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan? Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Jim's car is swerving all over the road, so a cop pulls him over. "Step out of the car," says the cop. "I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test." "I can't," Jim responds. "You see, I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack." "Alright," says the cop, "then you're going to have to take a blood test." "Can't do that either," Jim responds. "I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won't stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death." "Ok," the cop answers, "then I will need a urine sample." "Sorry," says Jim, "I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low." "Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me." "Can't do that either," responds Jim. "Why not?" demanded the exasperated cop. "Well, because I'm drunk!"
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
whats the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot
I would make a joke about 9/11 but it has a tendency to crash and burn.