Attack jokes
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."