What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Attack Jokes
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
it was just a prank bro.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
Jim's car is swerving all over the road, so a cop pulls him over. "Step out of the car," says the cop. "I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test." "I can't," Jim responds. "You see, I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack." "Alright," says the cop, "then you're going to have to take a blood test." "Can't do that either," Jim responds. "I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won't stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death." "Ok," the cop answers, "then I will need a urine sample." "Sorry," says Jim, "I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low." "Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me." "Can't do that either," responds Jim. "Why not?" demanded the exasperated cop. "Well, because I'm drunk!"
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
