Attack jokes
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!