My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
The greatest Doctor, smartest man, young geek, and inspiring preacher are on a plane. The pilot dies of a heart attack, and is confirmed by the doctor. But, there are only 3 parachutes on the plane. The doctor takes one and says,
“People need me for my excellent medicine!” and jumps out. The smart man grab one and shouts,
“People are in need of my great knowledge!” and jumps out. There is only one more parachute on the plane. The preacher says to the geek,
“You are to young. Take the final parachute and go.” The geek instead says,
“No, there are two parachutes left, the ‘smart’ one took my backpack.”
So I am an emo dude so I sit in the back of the class and I talk to no one.But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me so I just ignored him.Then he got really pissed off and said “I’m gonna kill you”.I was like “Your gonna kill me just because I ignored you, is your ego that big, wow.”He left then the next day he brought his goons with him and said “now your dead” I ignored him again and he said “you will pay for this.”So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house then him and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died so I kept on walking.I had some rope traps set.This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emo’s.We have ropes everywhere.