The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
why were 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9 then why was 10 affraid? it was between 9/11.
what do u think was going thru the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? floor 44 💀💀
What were the terroist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it we can’t go under it we'll have to go through it
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan? Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks!
Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”
i feel bad for the people who died in 2001 those poor terrosists died doing their job.
whats the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot
I would make a joke about 9/11 but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of hispanic attacks
Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
If stephen hawking has a heart attack do u take him to halfords or a&e
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die. But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I wont die because the potato is already dead and cant attack my immune system.
What were the terrorist on 911 thinking? "we can't go over it." "can't go under it." "we have to go through it!"
What do 9-11 and a fighter have In common they both have a one two combo
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben
