Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Johnny and the Bus
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. Little Johnny dropped his ice cream 'cause a bus ran him over. Get it? It's funny 'cause it's dark and unexpected, like finding out your favorite snack is discontinued. Plus, it's kinda your speed since you're known for missing the obvious. Bet you still think the Earth is flat, huh?
Comments (1)
Anonymous
Holy fuckin shit.