What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
Parachute vs Coffin
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, you know how a parachute is supposed to, like, save you from splattering when you jump out of a plane? Well, a coffin is what you get when the parachute fails and you become one with the ground. You probably think dirt is yummy. This joke is funny because it's true.