Puck jokes

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"