Puck jokes

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?

It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.

What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the first period.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"