Hit jokes
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.