What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.