what does a blondie and a shotgun have in common? give them a cock and there ready to blow.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your p....? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
People with down syndrome have a specific skill only they have, they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. “Oh this handles so well !” they exclaimed. Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear ended them. Passenger said to his partner. " You tell that man he’s gonna pay every single cent cuz we’re going to sue him !" So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said “What do you want wimp? " The gay said ,” You just hit our new Pink Porsche and we’re gonna make you pay every single cent cuz we’re gonna sue you!" The trucker said " Oh yeah ? Blow me ! " Gay driver went " Ohhh!" And ran back. Gay partner asked him " What did he say ?" His fruitcake driver said " Ohhh! Its wonderful, he wants to settle out of court !"
I like women how I like my hair dryer, locked in a closet most of the time, and only being used to blow me dry
Me and my friends were talking. Then we got to talk about our wives. I said “So I married a valcono for a wife. You never know when she will blow up”
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don’t know I close my eyes when I masterbate…
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it
Died with his boots on because he didn’t want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket
Some goes into a bar and asks for a blow job the barman goes me too but then the guy goes I meant the drink
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country how many heads will you blow off? That number is how many dicks you suck
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blowed up and okra was everywhere . I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!