Sister

random person

A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3… The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”.

The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4.

Principal: What is 3+3?

Boy: 6.

Principal: 6+6.

Boy: 12.

The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately. The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.

Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?

Boy: Legs.

Madam: What is in your trousers that I don’t have?

Boy: Pockets.

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut.

Madam: What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?

The principal’s eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge

Boy: Bubble gum.

Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent.

The principal was looking restless

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.

Boy: Wedding ring.

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?

Boy: Nose.

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow.

Principal: O MY GOD.

Madam: What starts with ‘F’ and ends wit a ‘K’ and if you don’t get it, you’ve to use your hand?

Boy: Fork.

Madam: What is it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?

Boy: Surname.

Principal: Ohooo !

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?

Boy: Heart.

Principal: Eeeeeh! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, “Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!”

Nut

Anonymous

What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.

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Door

Anonymous

a boy walks in on his mother riding his father. “What are you doing?”, the boys asks his mother. “I’m jumping on daddy to make him thin”,said the mother. Don’t bother", said the boy," when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again"

5

JFK

Anonymous

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…

1

Difference

Anonymously

What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?

Puberty waits the blow up

Bear

Anonymous

I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.

Twin Towers

not vlad

A guy walks into a mosque … then blows up.

Red

nota guy

How do you blow up an Indian person?

You press the red button.

9

Blonde

Anonymous

why do blondes make bad bankrobbers? because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.

Blonde

savage redneck

what does a blondie and a shotgun have in common? give them a cock and there ready to blow.

Contest

Christopher Nowak BFA

What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards? DON’T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!

Little Johnny

blowing clouds

little johnny’s mom got a call from school saying to come over, as she dose she is met by the principal. they go into his office and the principal say “your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom.” the mother responds “he is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? bring him in here.” a boy walks in and johnnys mother says “this isnt my son, bring him in here i would like a word with him.” the principal replies “ma’am, this is clouds.” the mother feints

Twin Towers

Well that was a blow up

The view is so much better without those twins covering the city

-well that was a blow up

Gun

Anonymous

One day i was passing a blind man and i gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer next day i went for another walk and saw his grave

Religion

Maverick

Muslims love to exaggerate, that’s why they always blow things up.

2

Dirtiness

Jacko

One did one male whale say to the other male whale? She’s gonna blow!

Truck

Anonymous

Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. “Oh this handles so well !” they exclaimed. Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear ended them. Passenger said to his partner. " You tell that man he’s gonna pay every single cent cuz we’re going to sue him !" So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said “What do you want wimp? " The gay said ,” You just hit our new Pink Porsche and we’re gonna make you pay every single cent cuz we’re gonna sue you!" The trucker said " Oh yeah ? Blow me ! " Gay driver went " Ohhh!" And ran back. Gay partner asked him " What did he say ?" His fruitcake driver said " Ohhh! Its wonderful, he wants to settle out of court !"

1

Balloon

Anonymous

Why is my dick like a balloon?

The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.

Air

Logan Ladue

Why do women fart when they pee to blow dry