An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work? You keep the tradition of hitting black things
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today" and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron". Then the first atom said "How Ionic"
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Is Stephen hawking under warranty, if so can I bring him back to currys pc world?
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Orphans maybe got Phones,but they dont have a Home-Button.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
My grandpa said "you kids relied on to much electronic's" I said well we will see about that *unplugging life support * me* oops
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
why did people take Stephen hawking`s to the hospital when we should of took him to curry`s pc wold
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had it's ion someone else.
