Electronics jokes
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.