An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work? You keep the tradition of hitting black things
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
