Electronics jokes
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Bro really?
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
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I love my new phone.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
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