Electronics

Electronics Jokes

Atom

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

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  • Tradition

    Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

    You keep the tradition of hitting black things.

    Battery

    What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.

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  • TV

    What do TVs and girls have in common?

    They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

    Memes

    Man

    A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

    A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

    Atom

    Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."

    Ion

    Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

    Woman

    Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

    A: A battery has a positive side.

    Wordplay

    When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

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  • Curry

    Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?

    Technology

    What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?

    "Stop it! It hertz so much!"

    Television

    I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

    Life Support

    My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*