An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work? You keep the tradition of hitting black things
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo
Cutting-edge Technology
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today" and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron". Then the first atom said "How Ionic"
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Is Stephen hawking under warranty, if so can I bring him back to currys pc world?
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.
Orphans maybe got Phones,but they dont have a Home-Button.
Stephen hawking isn’t dead he’s just can’t walk to the shop and get new batteries 🙄
My grandpa said "you kids relied on to much electronic's" I said well we will see about that *unplugging life support * me* oops
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason
It doesn’t have a home button
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm
why did people take Stephen hawking`s to the hospital when we should of took him to curry`s pc wold
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had it's ion someone else.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
I bought a white xbox to last longer and i bought a black xbox to run faster
I bought an orphan iphone 8 plus and he said he doesn't want it koz it didn't have a HOME button
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.
