Electronics jokes
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
I see what you did there.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.