Electronics jokes
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
Explain Bear won’t understand because he’s retarded.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.