a man comes to a bar and has a drink then his bully came to him and Stoll his drink then the bully asked "what wrong" the man said that "I trying to kill myself I try getting hit by a Tran but the train went on the different track then I try to jump of a brig but I fell on a bot full of pillows then I try to Posen myself " then the bully say "then what " then man replied you just dunked it "then the man left.
Mia: I'm Preganant Again Paul I Can't wait for you to come home. Paul: I Got a Tree to Hit on the Way
Why can't Indians play baseball bc every time they hit a corner they open a shop
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What is the worlds strongest material....... The tree that Paul walker hit
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
what did the twin towers say when they saw the airplane
batter up
you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4 and he started crying, what's he gon do? tell his family? XD
The Bal kept getting bigger and bigger... and then it hit me.
what do the twin towers and angry birds' pigs have in common? they always getting hit.
Joe: what do the leafs and the titanic have common Ben: idk Joe: they both look good in till they hit the ice
I hit on the twin towers. they were hot
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
How ironic is this ?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers
A Man: I must confess father Priest: what are you her to confess A Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son Priest: and what happened to your son A Man: He said a man raped him Priest: when and where did this happened A Man: a local church, idk which one Priest...by whom? A Man: A priest he said, he said the priest had black hair and blue eyes. kind of like you Priest: ...shit
me: pretend ur name is “puberty”
friend: ok?
me: IMMA HIT PUBERTY!
*hits my friend*
why did the orphan cross the road
so he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents
Yo hair line so messed up god said yo hair line on the cross getting hit on that ceoss
