What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope
How do you make a Trash Can leak? HIT IT WITH AN AXE UNTIL IT BECOMES PART OF THE COSMOS
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
2001 called,... they hit the pentagon
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone"
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
One day, i was just chillin, being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing. Then it hit me.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realises I've replaced the bed with a trampoline !
Man: how tall is a penguin?
Bartender: about three foot why?
Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one
Poor car
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was "who threw that Twinkie at me.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree which one hits the ground first Apple cuz The Noose stops her
after you read this post you will forget you were gay
what did dom toerreto say about the tree paul walker hit famly strong but not that strong
if you're pro life I hope you get hit by a bus today :)
I don’t know why I’m in jail so basically I was at a gun range and we were suppose to hit the targets even though I hit it
9/11 jokes just dont hit right with me
