Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. And a wall.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )
I crashed into those motherfuckers 😂😂😂
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?".
2 men ran into a bar, you would have thought after the first one hit it the second one would have seen it
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
A blind man walks into a bar And a table And a chair
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield? It's butt.
The US Navy Atlantic Fleet is closing in on the North American shores. Suddenly a blip on the radar appears and the radio starts crackling:
"Hello please divert to 5°East to avoid collision. Thank you." The commander starts answering: "No you divert 5° West to avoid collision. Over!" "Sorry sir You are the one who should divert to 5°East! Over! "Listen to me you asshole! We are the USS Washington and we have an entire fleet at our disposal and be sure we'll use all means necessary to keep ourselves safe!" After a moment of silence, the radio crackled again: "In case you still haven't figured out, we can't move BECAUSE THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE!"
A man hits a woman with his car. Whos fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Joe: what do the leafs and the titanic have common Ben: idk Joe: they both look good in till they hit the ice
What hits the ground first the feather or the emo?
The feather because the emo is hung in the tree
