Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I'd hit that.
Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. And a wall.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )
I crashed into those motherfuckers 😂😂😂
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?".
2 men ran into a bar, you would have thought after the first one hit it the second one would have seen it
A cement mixer has Âcollided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
Why did timmy drop his ice cream cone...
He got hit by a train
I walked up to a man and he said hows the weather up their and then i pushed him in the street to get hit by a bus
A wild Iceberg appears. Go titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt The attack misses Titanic Faints
A blind man walks into a bar And a table And a chair
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield? It's butt.
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A man hits a woman with his car. Whos fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
What hits the ground first the feather or the emo?
The feather because the emo is hung in the tree
Joe: what do the leafs and the titanic have common Ben: idk Joe: they both look good in till they hit the ice
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident? She was really drunk and all over the road Until she was all over the road.
What happens if a Asian walks into a wall with a boner. They hit there nose on the wall
