I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Okay, so listen up buttercup. The joke is that this girl is claiming she "identifies" as a hockey puck. Get it? Like those gender people. But the dude, Noah, is like, "Nah, you just got a hickey." And then he's gonna hit her with a stick, because, you know, hockey. It's funny because it's making fun of people. You wouldn't get it, genius.
