I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Why did i walk across the road?
to get hit by a car
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna
"I'd hit that"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a Hit and Can't Run?
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
Osama's aim was horrible, one of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first? His lawnmower
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
the feather. the rope stopped the kid
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can't hit home.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
