Ethnic Stereotypes

A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.

After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.

"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.

"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.

"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.

"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.

The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.

"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.

"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.

"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.

"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.

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Listen up, buttercup! So, these two drunks are trading blows based on mistaken identities, right? The Jewish dude clobbers the Chinese guy for Pearl Harbor, even though that was Japan. Then, the Chinese dude whacks the Jewish guy for the Titanic, which, newsflash, hit an iceberg, not a Goldberg. It's funny 'cause they're both too sloshed to know what's what and are just swinging at anyone who sounds kinda like the 'enemy.' You following, or should I draw you a picture?

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