Health jokes
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
Memes
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
What store has the most vegetables?
A nursing home.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.