Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
2:30
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"
