How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad
A sad caterpillar
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
