Caterpillar jokes

How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?

Stop eating caterpillars.

What creature takes the most medicine?

Caterpillar.

What do you call a cat that walks slowly?

CATerpillar

What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?

A sad caterpillar.

Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?