How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten-tickles.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
Wanna hear a terrible Joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
*Im an orphan. lol
Here's a better version of a previous joke:
I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you're pun?
Looks like someones funny bone is brokenđ
Whatâs black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. Whatâs black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
it's not that i dont get the laugh but most of you need to read thru what's already been posted cause everybody's saying the same shit.
Pp almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said just put it in.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles there balls
Why did the silly girl đ§ put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. đ
What did one deperesed kid say to the other? Hey wanna hang together.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly????? It waves
How do cows laugh? Moo-haha
I came here to laugh
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
(demons in my head) *i laugh to meet them*...
i say hi to sans sans shows is hand and say's is hand to meet you and we both lath
