Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
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Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. This joke is all about how morbidly obese your mama is. Like, she's so massive that when she sleeps, she takes up the whole freakin' bed... and then some! We're talkin' each side, both ways... because your mama is a HUGE fatso. Seriously, do you even know what healthy food looks like?