Technoblade vs. Cancer

  • Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!

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    Listen here, smarty pants. This joke points out the sad fact that even though Technoblade was a legendary Minecraft player, he couldn't beat cancer. It's like saying Superman can't beat kryptonite. Ya' follow? Bet you're fun at parties!

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  • You know, cancer will find where you live and kill you too.

    The only thing technoblade defeated was child's a*shole. He defeated it with his special weapon AKA the D!

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