There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
What do incest families do on Halloween? Pumpkin
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.
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Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
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I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood
This guy tried to kill me and i asked "what is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied ": nah, its Halloween"
me: *stabs vampire*
wife: omg
me: *beats vampire to death*
wife: OMG
me: what
wife: ur supposed to give them candy
me: well thats a sticky situation now isnt it barbara
What is a paedophiles favorite thing about halloween?
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Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party : He had nobody to go with
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
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I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that i saw pristiano penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost? Harlem, New York.