Halloween jokes
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly, they celebrate her face every Halloween.
What do incest families do on Halloween?
Pumpkin.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.