There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party : He had nobody to go with
What do incest families do on Halloween? Pumpkin
This guy tried to kill me and i asked "what is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied ": nah, its Halloween"
me: *stabs vampire*
wife: omg
me: *beats vampire to death*
wife: OMG
me: what
wife: ur supposed to give them candy
me: well thats a sticky situation now isnt it barbara
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
What is a paedophiles favorite thing about halloween?
Free delivery XD
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
i'ts best not to say hail satan because he can't control the weather!
This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? - Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
When its been halloween for a few months but there's still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's there last holiday for them but at least there still hanging on...
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-MYERS it.
whats yellow and cant swim? my mom on halloween
I asked my mom is I could be Wednesday ( from the Addams family) She said no she said I would look creepy and weird she said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE, the outfit looked ridicules, Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH
Q: whats a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween A: Free delivery
