There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
This guy tried to kill me and i asked "what is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied ": nah, its Halloween"
me: *stabs vampire*
me: *beats vampire to death*
wife: ur supposed to give them candy
me: well thats a sticky situation now isnt it barbara
This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.
When its been halloween for a few months but there's still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's there last holiday for them but at least there still hanging on...
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-MYERS it.
I asked my mom is I could be Wednesday ( from the Addams family) She said no she said I would look creepy and weird she said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE, the outfit looked ridicules, Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;