There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
What do incest families do on Halloween? Pumpkin
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.
This guy tried to kill me and i asked "what is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied ": nah, its Halloween"
What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party : He had nobody to go with
What is a paedophiles favorite thing about halloween?
Free delivery XD
me: *stabs vampire*
wife: omg
me: *beats vampire to death*
wife: OMG
me: what
wife: ur supposed to give them candy
me: well thats a sticky situation now isnt it barbara
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? - Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that i saw pristiano penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost? Harlem, New York.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's there last holiday for them but at least there still hanging on...
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
what do orphans be on haloween? themselves
