When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
What do incest families do on Halloween?
Pumpkin.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for halloween. :)
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost? Harlem, New York.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
what do orphans be on haloween? themselves
what did the skeleton say to the other wow that song spooky scary skeletons really does send chills down my spine
