Health jokes
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
Yo momma so skinny, she wipes with floss!
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
What store has the most vegetables?
A nursing home.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"
I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.