I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! š
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
The first rule of the Alzheimerās club is...
Wait, where are we again?
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said thatās a common reaction to pepper spray.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... Iāll kill him with my bear hands.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
