Health

Health jokes

Dream

    • One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!

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    • Liver

    • Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?

    A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏

    Drug Addict

    • What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?

    I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!

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    • Health memes

    Grandma

    • I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

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    • Congestion

    • A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.

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    • Girl

    • A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”

    Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”

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    • History class

    • In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

    One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

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