Health jokes
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up!
Memes
It works, my brother has never slept better
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed. He wakes up under it...
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.