History class jokes

Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.

Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!

If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?

In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.

And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.