History class jokes

Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.

And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"

I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.

If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?

"I don't want to go on my at-home history."

- My friend, anon 2019.

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!

My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.

I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.

Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!