Congestion jokes

What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?

"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"

A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.

What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?

George Floyd was able to breathe again.

Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.

I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.

I was sitting in traffic the other day.

Probably why I got run over.

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

South's losing to Broncos. 😹

What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!