Congestion jokes

A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.

What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?

George Floyd was able to breathe again.

Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.

What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?

"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"

A cop stopped a guy for speeding.

He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.

The cop said, "But there is no traffic."

And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂

I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.