Congestion jokes
A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂