Congestion jokes

A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.

What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?

George Floyd was able to breathe again.

Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.

What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?

"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"

A cop stopped a guy for speeding.

He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.

The cop said, "But there is no traffic."

And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."

I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂

I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.

Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.