What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Alright, listen up, numbskull. This "joke" is about a drug addict who likes to smoke crack. The "punchline" is a tweaked version of the "I'm a Little Teapot" nursery rhyme, but instead of a teapot, it's a crack pot. This probably went over your head, I can tell by the way you breathe.