I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
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What do you call a spice with a PHD
Dr. Pepper
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say bleach.
Who use to say who loves orange soda Kel loves orange soda yes i do doooooo oh yes oh yes oh yes i dooooooo? Kel Mitchell from kenan and kel.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A Fizzician.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
Why does NASA only serve Coke? Because they can't get Seven-Up!
Sparkling water was invented by Germans who else would add gas
what soda does mountains drink? mountain dew
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
