I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl’s house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. – That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher. Its [SODAPRESSING]
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
Did you hear about the man that got fired from is can job? It was soda-pressing
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can? Good thing it was a “Soft” drink
Q: What do you call a sad soda? A: Soda-pressing.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
I got hit with a can of soda. It doesn’t matter, it was a soft drink
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It taste better.
You know where I get my soda Minisoda
I got a job at the can factory but it is soda-pressing