What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Pre-Race Diet
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. This joke is all about wordplay. "Fast" can mean two things: to move quickly (like sprinters in a race) or to abstain from eating. So, the joke makes you think about speed, but the answer is about food. Get it? Probably not, judging by that vacant stare.