Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
Haircut Alternative
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained simpleton. This "joke" ain't funny, it's just sad. Basically, someone asks why they don't get a haircut, and the genius replies they're more likely to slice their wrists instead. Get it? Because they want to unalive themselves. Now go back to your coloring books, you troglodyte.
Comments (1)
Anonymous
My response whenever that one friend says sometime