Drug Addict jokes
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
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Still writing that long ass story btw, suggestions are GREATLY APPRECIATED!!! So far I have a few arcs:
- The characters join the Cartel - They travel across the desert on a train and meet an inventor - The inventor teleports them to medieval Scotland - They help Scotland win their war for Independence - They sort of kidnap a Scottish girl and teleport back to present-day - She meets her ancestor and he becomes a zo… Read more
C A S you are beautiful, you should NOT listen to Josh, he is a sad drug-addicticed bitch that doesn't have friends, but YOU have friends, right here on this website.