Sprinter jokes
My boat is super fast, so I named it Usain.
Usain Boat.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.