Health jokes
What's the most expensive haircut in the world?
Chemotherapy.
I got kicked out of a hospital once. I told all the COVID patients to stay positive.
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
Your life is a lie
Oh
Welp
Community talk
i hate being sick </3
Hi chat; so i guess everyone is leaving now and i wanted to say that i haven’t been on the site in like forever and i kinda don’t care about WJE anymore. it used to be a super fun site where everyone got along and stuff and now it’s just bot slop and 12 year olds. and i’m almost 16 and lowkey got shit to do, i remember how bad this site made my mental health and so imma just leave the site because it genuinely doesn’… Read more
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