Health jokes

What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?

Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.

The doctor says to the woman, "There was good and bad news." The woman says she wants the bad news first. The doctor says, "The bad news is the baby had red hair." Then he said, "The good news is, it is dead."

Q: What's the difference between me and cancer?

A: My dad didn't beat cancer...