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My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead

Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!

This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)

What is a box called when a cough dies in it?

A coffin

How do you know a vampire’s sick?

If he’s coffin (coughing?)