Health jokes
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until you're a teen to cum on your face.
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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Cancer?
Cancer
I don't think I'm allergic to this.
Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
One day a man was fixing a car, and he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "Hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like, "Dude, this can't be healthy." But he said, "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
What did the blind, deaf, and dumb orphans get for Christmas?...
Cancer.
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.