Health jokes

Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!

What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth picks.

Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?

An autistic kid.

Why do fat people like food?

The more the merrier.

My foot itches.

Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??

Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?

Because the format of them is ugly.

What is the difference between me and a retard?

At least I have chromosomes.

What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?

An arti-“choke”!

100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling very well.

Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.

What has legs but can't walk?

Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!

Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.