
Allergy memes
Why just why
Jokes
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me when he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.



