Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.
Health Jokes
Duck my sick.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
Perfect dinner joke.
Did you hear about the new movie, "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Nie cut G.
My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
Eating the wheelchair.
Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."
Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
Total gym.
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first, doctor.”
The doctor replies, “Well, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair.”
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother’s face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news?” The doctor replies, “He’s dead.”
RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!
Richard: What????
Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."
Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.
Rick: Oh I will.
*It was the day March 21st*
*9 Days later*
*March 31st*
Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man
*one day later*
*He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*
Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up
BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS
*Richard*
*oh he's the dumbass*
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
Chimmy: (smoking because of fireplace)
Chimmy2: You're too young to smoke.
