Studio

Studio Jokes

Hair

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.

Movie

It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?

Finding Emo.

Toy Story

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

Cancer

Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.

Job

My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking."

Memes

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he wanted to drop higher bars!

Rapper

Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?

Because his bars were ice.

Rapper

How do rappers stay cool in the studio?

They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!

Movie

Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?

They're calling it Finding Emo.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.

Cancer

Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.

One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.

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  • Rapper

    Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?

    Because they wanted to drop some hoops.

    Rapper

    Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?

    Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.

    Rapper

    Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

    Because it was all about the TIMING.

    Rapper

    Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

    To drop some LEAD.

    Rapper

    Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?

    Because their car ran out of RHYME.

    Rapper

    Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

    To see his FUTURE in the STARS.

    Rapper

    Why did the rapper cross the road?

    To get to the studio on the other side.

    Head

    Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

    I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.