Studio jokes
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.
The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.
In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!