It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title? Finding emo.
whats the pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy story *i got a friend in me*
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking".
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop HIGHER BARS
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ICE
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people? They're calling it Finding Emo.
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Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with Cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The non stop dancer". It is very funny but it is made even funnier by Dudley moors, drunken and stoned laughter through the song. One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio but they are adlibbing and extremely drunk.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some HOOPS
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the STUDIO on the other side
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING