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I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. “What happened to your face?” I asked.

“I’m a Paralympian,” he replied.

“Boxing?”

“No, … hurdles.”

Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking…she still hasn’t opened the box

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes

can a match box? no, but a tin can

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate

Can a match box? No but a tin can.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.

Can a box match? No, but a tin can.

How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊

What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?

An erection!

Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.

What does a “transgender” womans favorite song and his/her last online order have in common???

~they’re both a dick in a box