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I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. “What happened to your face?” I asked.

“I’m a Paralympian,” he replied.

“Boxing?”

“No, … hurdles.”

Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.

Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking…she still hasn’t opened the box

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

Can a match box? No but a tin can.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate

What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?

An erection!

What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

What does a “transgender” womans favorite song and his/her last online order have in common???

~they’re both a dick in a box

How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box? A blender

How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw

how do you fit 53 babies into a box. first get a blender…

I met a man named Jebidiah, on X-Box Live.

A man had moved to a new contry with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there telling he wanted his dog to be groomed. The man behind the counter responded with “yes happy dog, come back in little hours” so the man left and came back a couple hours later when he asked about his dog he was given a box of jerky he found out “happy dog” was the name of the place where dogs become food.