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I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. “What happened to your face?” I asked.

“I’m a Paralympian,” he replied.

“Boxing?”

“No, … hurdles.”

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking…she still hasn’t opened the box

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes

can a match box? no, but a tin can

What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.

Can a match box? No but a tin can.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

Can a box match? No, but a tin can.

How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊

What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?

An erection!

Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in

My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.