I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking…she still hasn’t opened the box
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. “What happened to your face?” I asked.
“I’m a Paralympian,” he replied.
“No, … hurdles.”
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
can a match box? no, but a tin can
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate
Can a box match? No, but a tin can.
How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊
Can a match box? No but a tin can.
Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.