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Mushroom

I'm a mushroom and I hate this game.

The image is a three-panel comic. The first panel shows a broccoli with big eyes and a mouth saying 'I'm a broccoli and I look like a tree.' The second panel shows a walnut with big eyes, a mouth and one finger up saying 'I'm a walnut and I look like a brain.' The third panel shows a mushroom with big eyes and a mouth saying 'I'm a mushroom and I hate this game.'

Potato

A grid of twelve images, arranged in three rows and four columns. Each image shows either a potato or a pit bull dog curled up into a tight shape, resembling a potato. The text at the top reads 'POTATO OR PIT BULL'. The source 'BATTERTHEPITBULL' is at the bottom right.

Food

The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows the text "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT" with a wooden background and a heart shape made of vegetables and fruits. The bottom panel shows Batman looking stoic in front of a city background and the text "Some Chinese guy right now:".

Chili Pepper

A white image with black text at the top asking, "How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?" Below it, the answer reads, "Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now." The bottom half of the image features a close-up photo of several bright red chili peppers hanging from a vibrant green plant, surrounded by lush leaves.

Reminder

A woman in a wheelchair is smiling at the camera. The text on the image reads: "This is your friendly reminder that vegetables will make you stronger." A broccoli and a flexing arm emoji are near the center.

Year

The meme shows a picture of Aragorn, a character from "Lord of the Rings", with a determined expression. The text above the image says, "7 year old me when I had to finish my vegetables," and the text below says, "For Africa".

School Shooter

Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.

The image shows a split view. On the left, there's a portrait of a young man with glasses. On the right is a blurry image of a classroom, with a person visible in the background. Below, text reads, "Georgia School Shooter Targets Special Needs Class, Autistic Teen Among Victims".

Sticker

An M&M candy character is positioned next to a sticker on a package that has a peel-off arrow. There is also text on the package around the sticker.

Wheelchair

The image shows a popsicle stick with a riddle printed on it: "What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?" The answer is printed on the other side of the stick: "The wheelchair."

Meme

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two photos of a white cat sitting at a table. On the left, labeled "Meme", the cat looks displeased with the green vegetables on the plate. On the right, labeled "Reality", the cat is visibly yelling at the food that includes a fried breaded item and the green vegetables.

Ball

A red bell pepper with a human face is shown. The text reads: "My balls after I shove them inside a industrial grade steam powered metal press."

Tomato

Do NOT buy a tomato EVER again

A cartoon drawing of two characters in a supermarket. One character is looking at tomatoes with an amazed face, saying "wow look at this tomato, it's so red". The other is next to her blushing and says "marry me".

Ham

The image shows a ham sandwich. The text above says "Look its Asparagus".