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Mushroom

2 years ago

I'm a mushroom and I hate this game.

The image is a three-panel comic. The first panel shows a broccoli with big eyes and a mouth saying 'I'm a broccoli and I look like a tree.' The second panel shows a walnut with big eyes, a mouth and one finger up saying 'I'm a walnut and I look like a brain.' The third panel shows a mushroom with big eyes and a mouth saying 'I'm a mushroom and I hate this game.'
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    • Potato

    2 months ago
    A grid of twelve images, arranged in three rows and four columns. Each image shows either a potato or a pit bull dog curled up into a tight shape, resembling a potato. The text at the top reads 'POTATO OR PIT BULL'. The source 'BATTERTHEPITBULL' is at the bottom right.
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    • Reminder

    6 months ago
    A woman in a wheelchair is smiling at the camera. The text on the image reads: "This is your friendly reminder that vegetables will make you stronger." A broccoli and a flexing arm emoji are near the center.
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    • Food

    8 months ago
    The image consists of two panels. The top panel shows the text "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT" with a wooden background and a heart shape made of vegetables and fruits. The bottom panel shows Batman looking stoic in front of a city background and the text "Some Chinese guy right now:".
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    • Year

    1 year ago
    The meme shows a picture of Aragorn, a character from "Lord of the Rings", with a determined expression. The text above the image says, "7 year old me when I had to finish my vegetables," and the text below says, "For Africa".
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    • School Shooter

    11 months ago

    Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.

    The image shows a split view. On the left, there's a portrait of a young man with glasses. On the right is a blurry image of a classroom, with a person visible in the background. Below, text reads, "Georgia School Shooter Targets Special Needs Class, Autistic Teen Among Victims".
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    • Sticker

    1 year ago
    An M&M candy character is positioned next to a sticker on a package that has a peel-off arrow. There is also text on the package around the sticker.
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    • Wheelchair

    1 year ago
    The image shows a popsicle stick with a riddle printed on it: "What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?" The answer is printed on the other side of the stick: "The wheelchair."
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    • Meme

    8 months ago
    The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two photos of a white cat sitting at a table. On the left, labeled "Meme", the cat looks displeased with the green vegetables on the plate. On the right, labeled "Reality", the cat is visibly yelling at the food that includes a fried breaded item and the green vegetables.
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    • Ball

    1 year ago
    A red bell pepper with a human face is shown. The text reads: "My balls after I shove them inside a industrial grade steam powered metal press."
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    • Tomato

    2 years ago

    Do NOT buy a tomato EVER again

    A cartoon drawing of two characters in a supermarket. One character is looking at tomatoes with an amazed face, saying "wow look at this tomato, it's so red". The other is next to her blushing and says "marry me".
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    • Ham

    2 years ago
    The image shows a ham sandwich. The text above says "Look its Asparagus".
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