Health jokes

Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!

If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?

I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.

When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂

Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?

You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?

One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.

How can a man make the world safer?

By having the chop.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.

What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?

A sniff beat.

Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"

Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"

Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."

How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.

Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.

Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?

Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.

There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.

What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?

Acne comes on your face when you're 13.