Health jokes
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
I put glue in a man :)
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
I'm a recovering cake addict.
An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"
Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"
Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)