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"I discovered at a very early age that if I talked long enough, I could make anything right or wrong. So either I'm god, or truth is relative. Either way: Booyah." - Jeff Winger
gegebehhhhh
what do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
they blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
gang rape
why can't you fool an aborted baby?
because it wasn't born yesterday.
if you donβt like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! it cuts itself!
