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"I discovered at a very early age that if I talked long enough, I could make anything right or wrong. So either I'm god, or truth is relative. Either way: Booyah." - Jeff Winger

Registered on 9/24/2023 · 53 followers · Last active 1 year ago

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A red Elmo puppet is laying seductively on a bed.

oogachaka baby

A 3D animated baby is dancing against a black background. The baby is wearing a diaper and has a blank expression.

toastie will you do this with me

A photo shows two people in dinosaur costumes walking down a street. The text above them says: "My family: For sure when he gets a girlfriend, he'll mature. My girlfriend and I:".

Gegebehhhhh!

bear lake, colorado <3 (picture by me :D)

A beautiful photograph of Bear Lake in Colorado. The lake is surrounded by evergreen trees and mountains. The water is still and reflects the scenery.

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A close up shot of a Doberman dog with its tongue out, licking a heart-shaped lollipop.

unsolicited duck pic

A white duck with a yellow bill is standing on a green grassy area. There are some green plants and small purple flowers in the background.

accurate af (credit to wade)

The image shows a comparison. On the left is a photo of a girl with glasses and pouting lips. On the right is a blob fish. There is an equal sign between the two images.

The image displays a dark background with the text "You can't recognize Him." at the top and "Does that make you feel anxious?" at the bottom. In the center is a small square image of a man smiling directly at the viewer.

leaf turner

The image is a book cover with a pink background. The title "Cabbages and Crime" is written in white text. Below the title, the author's name, "Anne Nash", is written. The cover also features a skeleton sitting in a large cabbage. The text on top reads: "Two florists become kennel-keepers with murder thrown in for good measure."

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A table titled "Evolving From Violent Language" with two columns. The left column, under the heading "Instead Of", lists phrases with the word "concussion" in them. The right column, under "Say This," offers alternative silly phrases.

man this hits

A social media post from the subreddit r/teenagers with the title: 'Bruh yk what I want?' The post reads: 'Just to be lying down, arms around a girl not just cause she's hot or cute but cause I genuinely care about her and love her and she feels the same way. Just to be like holding her close and maybe stroking her hair. Maybe at one point giving her a soft kiss or two before she'd fall asleep into my arms so I could drift off too. Yes I am cuddle horny.'

What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?

They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

gang rape

Why can't you fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.

If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!

Toast ツ