Tamales.
Tamale Jokes
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.