Tamale jokes

Tamales.

What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?

Tamaleto.

Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."

Why did the tamale go to the hospital?

because estava malito :)

Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?

Tamlito.

What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.

Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex, but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. "Tomato" means harder and "cheese" means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming, "Tomato, tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese, cheese," then my little brother said, "Can y’all stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over my bed."

I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!

Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?

Because their meat has to be in bread.

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.