Tamale jokes
Tamales.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".